"Urban Youth Wellness2. Price Tag = National Debate
Every product is picked up, turned over, examined like a sacred relic.
Then comes the verdict:
“In India, we get this for half the price.”
And of course, the classic line:
“Must be made in China. Will break in a month.”
Mom finds the clearance aisle and transforms into an economist:
“Six bowls for $3? Take them. Perfect for setting curd.”
3. Culture Shock in Aisle 7
In the shampoo aisle, Mom whispers:
“This is what Sharma ji’s son used. Got a job after that!”
Meanwhile, a confused white couple watches us like we’re a sitcom.
Dad’s holding detergent, analyzing the label like a scholar:
“This one says ‘Ultra’. That means more foam, right?”
4. Product Testing: Desi Style
Mom has already opened a body lotion, sniffed it, tested it on her hand.
“Smells okay, but feels a bit sticky.”
Dad’s busy checking out three different flashlights:
“Useful if the power goes out. In India, it used to go every second day.”
5. Desi Innovation 101
Mom stares at the air fryer and thinks aloud:
“Can I make samosas in this?”
Dad looks at a slow cooker, hopeful:
“Will this work like a pressure cooker?”
Tupperware section?
Mom’s eyes sparkle:
“These are perfect for pickle storage!”
6. Checkout = Climax Scene
At the billing counter:
Dad asks the cashier:
“Do I need a card or can I pay cash?”
Mom whispers:
“Do they charge extra for bags?”
The bill comes out to $89.70.
Dad gasps:
“In India, we get a whole month’s groceries for that!”
7. Post-Walmart Review
Back home, our parents give a detailed review to every neighbor and relative:
“He took us to Walmart. Huge place. Great AC. Prices? Hmm, some good, some shocking. But we found cheap okra!”
And of course, next week’s plan is already set:
“Let’s check out Costco next time.”
Conclusion: Desi Parents + Walmart = Comedy Gold
A trip to Walmart with Desi parents isn’t just a chore — it’s a cultural expedition.
Every aisle sparks a memory, every product starts a debate, and every item becomes a potential jugaad.
To all Desi kids in the US: Take your parents to Walmart at least once.
Just don’t forget the popcorn — the drama is guaranteed.
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